Crossfader Persuader

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 sounds best in mono
 subi on the 1s & 2s
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04/04/23  cia  pt2.3d
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The controller-using
DJ had had enough of
the vinyl purists
jeering and mocking
him, so one day he
went to the shop and
demanded that he be
sold a pair of 1200s
and a PMX 9K.
The shopkeeper just
stared at him.
"You're a controller
DJ, aren't you sir?"
"No!" cried the DJ.
"You are, aren't
you?" said the shop-
keeper, "I can tell."
The DJ was livid.
"I've never been so
insulted in my life!
Why would you think
that, when I've asked
for all that classic
stuff?!"
"Because sir, this is
a fish & chip shop."