Speared By Guitar

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"Speared By Guitar"
Composed by:
Jim Jackson
Running time:
Less tha 2.00 (thank's
to fuckin' GUS!!!)
Unpaid advertisement:
Jim Jackson uses only
Fender and Jackson
guitars, Boss and Vox
effects, Peavey amps
and Tascam recorders.

Jim's humble residence
is located at:
Haukiniemenk. 13 B 9
74100  IISALMI
Finland
Due Jim's lazyness
the phone number will
be kept unannounced.

Greez go to:
T.o.B (is it Damones?)
Micron (this I dunno)
Bad Guitar Players
HI MOM!!!
Steve Vai
Joe Satriani
And everybody who
don't know me and who
I don't care to notice
Now a little message
to those motherfuckers
who want to use GUS
as a compo system.
IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
How in hell are you
suppposed to do a song
which sounds good and
is longer than 5 secs
if you have only 1 MB
memory to use. I made
this tune with fuckin'
AWE and the first
version was really (at
least almost) good.
Then I found out that
The fuckin tune should
fit in 1MB.I worked my
ass off trying to make
changes in this tune.
Damn samples sound
like shit now. Who is
the asshole who got
the idea of using GUS?
OK. Now somebody says
that composer should
be abled to make his
tunes as memorycon-
serving as possible.
Fuck that!!! I'm an
artist who hates to
compromise.
It's like trying to
paint fuckin' ceiling
of the Sixtus chappel
on a fuckin' postage
stamp!!!.
Forget conventional
thinking about limits.
Everything else on
computerworld must
be better looking,
faster, more precise,
fucking 3600000 colors
in 10000X7000 reso-
lution, billion vectrs
hopping on the screen,
god  damn plasmas...
I say, you fellow mzzx
men, let's make symp-
honical pieces and
use gigabytes if we
want to.

Jim Jackson
NOT a computer mzxer

Samples

Bd.smp
Bdcrash.smp
closethihatmobyyyyyyyy
openhihatmoby-------
    For 2nd Difference
Snare123.smp
plateiiiiiiiiiii
puprletom
basso
basso